Poor Rush! He just can’t seem to keep his new party in line for shit! This time it’s all about how the idiot “elected” Republicans were FUCKING AGREEING with the Democrats about these fancy AIG bonuses and expressing outrage and sharpening their pitchforks right along side the peasants, or “us” as they are also known, instead of taking the natural Republican position set forth by Rush, which is, get this: “be opposite.” I know right? This is why Rush gets paid so much! Because of how he is so smart that he can look at what the Democrats are doing and be all “I think the opposite!”. The problem is, now a lot of outraged Republicans are going to be all like confused because they already acted mad about the bonuses and now their leader is saying that they are okay, which makes them look like morons. Not that they aren’t.
The obvious solution is for them to start being mad that the bailout was passed to begin with and just hope no one notices that during all the yelling they turned around and started shouting in the other direction. I mean I guess so. I can’t read Rush’s mind, THANK GOD OF HOLY BIBLE FAME.
Split Emerging Between Conservative Media And GOP Leadership On AIG Mess [The Plum Line]
Posted By: Doug L Y
“I know we’re living in the era of bipartisanship” new Republican Party Chairman Michael S. Steele told a gathering of Republican House members Saturday. But he was just saying that to be entertaining. Oh blacks!
The new RNC chairman then regaled all his fat old honky buddies who totally didn’t choose him because they are terrible racists with stories of, uh, we don’t even know. Here’s what he said:
“My mom was a sharecropper’s daughter with a fifth-grade education, and my mother knew how to balance the budget without taking money out of my pocket.”
So, after telling his audience about his mom being borned a sharecroppers daughter who would never take money from her son who had an income(?) Chairman Steele, who has never won a national election, turned his comments to his main area of expertise; winning national elections. He said that the GOP would regain the majority in Congress and backed his claim up with this:
“As a black Roman Catholic conservative from Washington, D.C., and Maryland, I also know how to lose elections”
Good luck RNC! CNN political ticker
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