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Rush Is Doing His Best As Leader Of The Republican Party, But Man, Those Legislators Just Cold Do Not Get It

 Poor Rush! He just can’t seem to keep his new party in line for shit! This time it’s all about how the idiot “elected” Republicans were FUCKING AGREEING with the Democrats about these fancy AIG bonuses and expressing outrage and sharpening their pitchforks right along side the peasants, or “us” as they are also known, instead of taking the natural Republican position set forth by Rush, which is, get this: “be opposite.” I know right? This is why Rush gets paid so much! Because of how he is so smart that he can look at what the Democrats are doing and be all “I think the opposite!”. The problem is, now a lot of outraged Republicans are going to be all like confused because they already acted mad about the bonuses and now their leader is saying that they are okay, which makes them look like morons. Not that they aren’t.

 

 The obvious solution is for them to start being mad that the bailout was passed to begin with and just hope no one notices that during all the yelling they turned around and started shouting in the other direction. I mean I guess so. I can’t read Rush’s mind, THANK GOD OF HOLY BIBLE FAME.

 

Split Emerging Between Conservative Media And GOP Leadership On AIG Mess [The Plum Line]

 

Posted By: Doug L Y

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Scholarly CNN Commenters Shed Much Needed Light Of Reason On Bristol Palin’s Bastard Child Drama

That's Right, We Don't Need Daddy, Do We?
Bristol Palin made shockingly well adjusted and forward thinking statements to CNN today, prompting a firestorm of  anger from real Americans with varying types and degrees of sexual dysfunction, which they were quick to project onto her. And so once again, we turn to the erudite commenters of CNN. This time in an effort to navigate the dangerous moral waters of  teen pregnancy.
“Hayden Zeke” starts us off with this simply profound and eloquent observation:
The whole bunch is gypsies, tramps and thieves starting with her thunderthighs mother.
Next, comedy genius “Jaye” gives us his hilariously childlike and provincial view of Christianity as it relates to Sarah Palin:

This girl and her boyfriend was just another tool used by Sara Palin to try and get elected.
What happened to the wedding that Palin said was going to take place?
Just more lies from Sara Palin – and she profeses to be such a christian. Well, christians do not lie….they also don’t use their children to further their careers the way palin used her pregnant daughter and downs syndrome baby.
Sara Palin is a sick minded evil woman that will stop at nothing to get attention, and get elected.

Then, old “California Kid” came through with a comment so far off the mark that even your esteemed co-editor, who can make fun of anything, was momentarily disconcerted and unsure if the vastly intelligent readership of your Daily Suffering should even be exposed to the terrifyingly backward logic that makes this moron think that LIBERALS are attacking Bristol Palin for sexytiming out of wedlock and then honestly stating that abstinence is “not realistic”. But in the end, sadly, I am unable to resist showing you this dead bird of utter incongruity:

You democrats need to stop the bickering and attacking the republicans. And you all need to leave Sarah and her family alone. You are all rediculous. If anything about obama is up, you praise it but anything about palin or any republican, you attack. Get a clue you liberals.

 Yeah so then “THE OLD TIMER” took his/her opportunity to post this sad and, probably, oft told story of human suffering because, fuck I don’t know, the post mentioned a child?:

way to go Bristol. I wish these bashers out there would look at the good side of this SHE KEPT THE BABY.. now ask someone who has lost a child to a drunk driver. It changes all perspectives on child rearing and abortion.

Yes my son was killed a by a off duty police officer still in his squad car and in his uniform off duty ran off the road and killed my son.

NOW YOU PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TALK DON,T SAY A WORD UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN IN SOMEONE ELSES SHOES.

I glad that she has a heathy child there is a place in heaven for people like her the rest of the bashers will go to hell.

Next the loser shut-in “filcom” told everyone about how they didn’t do sex till their 20’s and then floated the preposterous notion that “millions” of others had waited that long too. Yeah right filcom, whatever it takes to make you rationalize your freakishly late beginning of sexual activeness!:

I believe in abstinence, that’s why I lost my virginity in my 20’s. However, I came from the East where people are generally more conservative. It is difficult to maintain good moral values in this country because of the liberalism, so abstinence here might extremely be difficutl to achieve.

 

Finally, in the interest of equal time, sort of, we will give exposure to “Common sense”, a real live seemingly reasonable republican who sneaks one in on us by sounding all normal till the end of the post when the facade cracks, revealing the crazed Palin supporter violently thrashing just below the surface:

What a breath of fresh air – common sense. She speaks her mind; tell the truth even if it offends some; takes responsibility, but maturely advises other teens NOT to follow her lead. She has got a good head on her shoulders — just like Mom

Ha ha! that one almost had you didn’t it!

 

Abstinence ‘is not realistic,’ Palin’s daughter says [CNN Political Ticker]

 

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The RNC Gets Its Own Fancy Black Leader, But How Well Do We Know This Michael STEPHEN Steele?

  “I know we’re living in the era of bipartisanship” new Republican Party Chairman Michael S. Steele told a gathering of  Republican House members Saturday. But he was just saying that to be entertaining. Oh blacks!

The new RNC chairman then regaled all his fat old honky buddies who totally didn’t choose him because they are terrible racists with stories of, uh, we don’t even know. Here’s what he said:

“My mom was a sharecropper’s daughter with a fifth-grade education, and my mother knew how to balance the budget without taking money out of my pocket.”

So, after telling his audience about his mom being borned a sharecroppers daughter who would never take money from her son who had an income(?) Chairman Steele, who has never won a national election, turned his comments to his main area of expertise; winning national elections. He said that the GOP would regain the majority in Congress and backed his claim up with this:

“As a black Roman Catholic conservative from Washington, D.C., and Maryland, I also know how to lose elections”

Good luck RNC! CNN political ticker

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What’s up with Rush Limbaugh’s face?

Now here is the residual self-image that Rush likes to project when he’s plugged into the Matrix (see first). But lately, real world cameras have been recording these images (see below). Some pundit dorks are saying he has emerged as the new leader of the GOP. Please be true.

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Dittos!

Dittos!

I could put a lot of quarters in that head!

I could put a lot of quarters in that head!

Git in mah belly!

Git in mah belly!

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