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A New Liberal Will Tell You Liberal Stories Now

Les Obvious, our second favorite operative, because Amy is a girl and he is a man, will be cold joining us (me) here at Daily Suffering. And we (I) could not be more pleased. Please enjoy his malicious tom-fuckery, I know I will!

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Scholarly CNN Commenters Shed Much Needed Light Of Reason On Bristol Palin’s Bastard Child Drama

That's Right, We Don't Need Daddy, Do We?
Bristol Palin made shockingly well adjusted and forward thinking statements to CNN today, prompting a firestorm of  anger from real Americans with varying types and degrees of sexual dysfunction, which they were quick to project onto her. And so once again, we turn to the erudite commenters of CNN. This time in an effort to navigate the dangerous moral waters of  teen pregnancy.
“Hayden Zeke” starts us off with this simply profound and eloquent observation:
The whole bunch is gypsies, tramps and thieves starting with her thunderthighs mother.
Next, comedy genius “Jaye” gives us his hilariously childlike and provincial view of Christianity as it relates to Sarah Palin:

This girl and her boyfriend was just another tool used by Sara Palin to try and get elected.
What happened to the wedding that Palin said was going to take place?
Just more lies from Sara Palin – and she profeses to be such a christian. Well, christians do not lie….they also don’t use their children to further their careers the way palin used her pregnant daughter and downs syndrome baby.
Sara Palin is a sick minded evil woman that will stop at nothing to get attention, and get elected.

Then, old “California Kid” came through with a comment so far off the mark that even your esteemed co-editor, who can make fun of anything, was momentarily disconcerted and unsure if the vastly intelligent readership of your Daily Suffering should even be exposed to the terrifyingly backward logic that makes this moron think that LIBERALS are attacking Bristol Palin for sexytiming out of wedlock and then honestly stating that abstinence is “not realistic”. But in the end, sadly, I am unable to resist showing you this dead bird of utter incongruity:

You democrats need to stop the bickering and attacking the republicans. And you all need to leave Sarah and her family alone. You are all rediculous. If anything about obama is up, you praise it but anything about palin or any republican, you attack. Get a clue you liberals.

 Yeah so then “THE OLD TIMER” took his/her opportunity to post this sad and, probably, oft told story of human suffering because, fuck I don’t know, the post mentioned a child?:

way to go Bristol. I wish these bashers out there would look at the good side of this SHE KEPT THE BABY.. now ask someone who has lost a child to a drunk driver. It changes all perspectives on child rearing and abortion.

Yes my son was killed a by a off duty police officer still in his squad car and in his uniform off duty ran off the road and killed my son.

NOW YOU PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TALK DON,T SAY A WORD UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN IN SOMEONE ELSES SHOES.

I glad that she has a heathy child there is a place in heaven for people like her the rest of the bashers will go to hell.

Next the loser shut-in “filcom” told everyone about how they didn’t do sex till their 20’s and then floated the preposterous notion that “millions” of others had waited that long too. Yeah right filcom, whatever it takes to make you rationalize your freakishly late beginning of sexual activeness!:

I believe in abstinence, that’s why I lost my virginity in my 20’s. However, I came from the East where people are generally more conservative. It is difficult to maintain good moral values in this country because of the liberalism, so abstinence here might extremely be difficutl to achieve.

 

Finally, in the interest of equal time, sort of, we will give exposure to “Common sense”, a real live seemingly reasonable republican who sneaks one in on us by sounding all normal till the end of the post when the facade cracks, revealing the crazed Palin supporter violently thrashing just below the surface:

What a breath of fresh air – common sense. She speaks her mind; tell the truth even if it offends some; takes responsibility, but maturely advises other teens NOT to follow her lead. She has got a good head on her shoulders — just like Mom

Ha ha! that one almost had you didn’t it!

 

Abstinence ‘is not realistic,’ Palin’s daughter says [CNN Political Ticker]

 

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The Nations Infrastructure Is Getting The Same Awful Grades As Your Pathetic Overweight Child, America.

Because all it does is stay up late getting drunk on filthy credit default swaps and trying to screw retirees, at after-parties, the nation has received its infrastructure report card, and boy are its parents going to be pissed.CNN.com

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Variety-speak

If you’ve read a movie review in Variety, then you are familiar with its clipped, hipster-speak. For example, here’s today’s review for “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans”:

Auds are encouraged to cheer the werewolves in “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans,” the third chapter in the ongoing franchise about a centuries-long battle between bloodsuckers and shape-shifters. Taking over the directorial reins from Len Wiseman, who remains onboard as a producer, first-time helmer Patrick Tatopoulos (who designed creatures for all three pics) offers a satisfyingly exciting monster rally that often plays like a period swashbuckler. Notably less frenetic (and appreciably more coherent) than its predecessors, new entry should scare up OK returns during its theatrical run before making a killing on homevid.

Auds? Helmer? Actually, I think I could remove a third of the words in the paragraph and you’d still get the gist. Hollywood is cool. I wish I was there making lots of money. Fuckers.

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