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Rush Is Doing His Best As Leader Of The Republican Party, But Man, Those Legislators Just Cold Do Not Get It

 Poor Rush! He just can’t seem to keep his new party in line for shit! This time it’s all about how the idiot “elected” Republicans were FUCKING AGREEING with the Democrats about these fancy AIG bonuses and expressing outrage and sharpening their pitchforks right along side the peasants, or “us” as they are also known, instead of taking the natural Republican position set forth by Rush, which is, get this: “be opposite.” I know right? This is why Rush gets paid so much! Because of how he is so smart that he can look at what the Democrats are doing and be all “I think the opposite!”. The problem is, now a lot of outraged Republicans are going to be all like confused because they already acted mad about the bonuses and now their leader is saying that they are okay, which makes them look like morons. Not that they aren’t.

 

 The obvious solution is for them to start being mad that the bailout was passed to begin with and just hope no one notices that during all the yelling they turned around and started shouting in the other direction. I mean I guess so. I can’t read Rush’s mind, THANK GOD OF HOLY BIBLE FAME.

 

Split Emerging Between Conservative Media And GOP Leadership On AIG Mess [The Plum Line]

 

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Faced With Budgetary Crisis Like Everyone, Everywhere, St. Louis Elects To Stop Teaching Children, Sell Schools

This Is What Marketing Looks Like In Missouri

Bucktooth straw hat dirty overall barefoot enclave St. Louis has an airport, but that thing is worthless, so they will sell you a school instead, because who needs ’em. But this time they promise not to just sell the schools in black  South St. Louis, but rather to sell some schools in white North St. Louis as well. This is known as “progress.”

The move would close approximately one third of all the schools in the county which, according to consultants hired to do math for the school board, would leave two thirds of schools open, for now. Reached for comment by phone, St. Louis said “Hey y’all! Am I on T.V.?”

St. Louis could see closing of over one-third of its schools [STL Today]
Teachers, parents fight school cuts in St. Louis [Peoples Weekly World]

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Everyone Should Be In Minnesota Saturday Morning, Early, Before All The Good Stuff Is Gone

  Everybody is so broke in awful war ravaged Minnesota.  While a comedian in diapers and some republican who is somehow even worse fight for the last job in the state not requiring foodservice experience, the rest of the states government has found something new to argue about amongst themselves. See, the people in what we’ll call the “business” party want to sell some stuff, LIKE AN AIRPORT, to business owners. But as usual there’s always some socialist standing in the way, this time saying it’s not a good idea because it’s “one of the best-run operations in the world.” which the other side, get this, says is not true. Oh, you silly Minnesota!

Al Franken Wins, Sort Of![Wonkette]
Coleman Would Have Lost Even Worse To A Non-Franken Candidate[Wonkette]
Lawmakers Push Government ‘Yard Sale’ [CNN Politics]

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