Poor Rush! He just can’t seem to keep his new party in line for shit! This time it’s all about how the idiot “elected” Republicans were FUCKING AGREEING with the Democrats about these fancy AIG bonuses and expressing outrage and sharpening their pitchforks right along side the peasants, or “us” as they are also known, instead of taking the natural Republican position set forth by Rush, which is, get this: “be opposite.” I know right? This is why Rush gets paid so much! Because of how he is so smart that he can look at what the Democrats are doing and be all “I think the opposite!”. The problem is, now a lot of outraged Republicans are going to be all like confused because they already acted mad about the bonuses and now their leader is saying that they are okay, which makes them look like morons. Not that they aren’t.
The obvious solution is for them to start being mad that the bailout was passed to begin with and just hope no one notices that during all the yelling they turned around and started shouting in the other direction. I mean I guess so. I can’t read Rush’s mind, THANK GOD OF HOLY BIBLE FAME.
Split Emerging Between Conservative Media And GOP Leadership On AIG Mess [The Plum Line]
Posted By: Doug L Y
Robert thanks for everything. especially letting me write with you. I will continue angry and alone now. MORE TO COME.
Posted By: The entire staff of Daily Suffering, goddamn it.
Poor kindhearted farmer Hugh Heffner is all out of money now because no one beats off to pictures on paper anymore. He is infact so broke that he can only pay FOUR Playboy Playmates to come to his fancy Superbowl party in the filthy alligator infested mangrove swamp known as Tampa, FL, site of this years Superbowl XLIII. The libertarians, who are very special because they complain about everyone, ever, are fine with this as long as he doesn’t ask for a bailout. See, old Hugh was able to afford like 22 Playmates for his Superbowl party last year, but this year its almost certain that his guests will be forced to get secret gloryhole handjobs from “straight” Florida Governor Charlie Crist. Time/ReasonHit&Run/Wonkette
Posted By: Doug L Y
Fancy new Citigroup jet
I don’t usually care for the New York Post, but they recently scored points with me by hammering Caroline Kennedy SCHLOSSBERG, who thought she could magically become a U.S. senator without having to prove that she deserved it (not that most of the sitting senators deserve it, but that’s another rant). Now the tab scores with a scoop
on on the asshats at Citigroup buying a $50 million corporate jet after getting a big chunk of the taxpayer bailout money. The article is also instructive on how not to answer a press inquiry:
“Why should I help you when what you write will be used to the detriment of our company?” replied Bill McNamee, head of CitiFlight Inc., the subsidiary that manages Citigroup’s corporate fleet, when asked to comment about the new 7X.
“What relevance does it have but to hurt my company?”
It’s best not to say anything, dumbass.
Anyway, Citigroup is another one of those financial behemoths that supposedly needs to be rescued because it is “too big to fail.” Meanwhile, we’ll pour more money down this rathole until it fails anyway.