England, France Bump Nuclear Powered Phalluses In The Dark. How Gay Are They, Right?

A British sub and a French sub had a gay sword fight recently in the Atlantic Ocean while they were carrying around some nuclear weapons. The French sub’s nuclear weapons surrendered immediately, because they are French. The British subs nuclear missiles spilled tea all over themselves and have bad teeth. The End.

 

Thanks to Daily Suffering docking operative “LesObvious” for the tip! Got a hot tip? send it to blogslut@gmail.com !

 

Posted By: Doug L Y

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