Venerable News Source 23/6 Will Fail Now, As If It Were Written On Paper Or Something

The ridiculous Huff-Po alter-ego 23/6, which purports to carry some of the news most of the time, will begin carrying less of the news less of the time because internet print is failing so bad.

 

 In a post titled “Our Work Here Is Done” the bellwether of hilarity posted its link fancy death rattle for everybody else without jobs to read and spend like six hours looking at all the references, because no one has ever seen them before, which is why they are closing so bad. As usual the filthy failure website that is so suck that you don’t even know how suck it is has not posted your esteemed co-editors comments, which is why he never ever went there everyday, ever. But! There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and that light is coming from Ariana Huffington’s purse, bitches. See, most people may not know this about 23/6, but its daddy was always a liberal abortion loving liberal whore donkey that totally gave it everything it ever wanted, including its own URL to show the other fancy comedy satire sites how original and funny it was. That’s right, I said liberal twice and there’s nothing you can do about it, but I digress. So. It’s like gone but its not really all the way gone, which is cool because that means we can continue to ignore it now without getting all existential and other fancy college descriptions of how you can ignore something that no longer exists. Daily Suffering, on the other hand, is straight sitting in the cut because neither myself nor my co-editor at large “Robert” get paid to present you fine people with the funny, on a semi-daily basis. So heres to you 23/6, thanks for thinning the herd, failures!

 

Our Work Here Is Done [23/6]

 

Posted By: Doug L Y

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3 responses to “Venerable News Source 23/6 Will Fail Now, As If It Were Written On Paper Or Something

  1. grendelg

    You’re a good sport… always gracious in winning.

  2. On the rare times I could be arsed to find it in the first place on Huffpo’s stuffed-to-the-gills page, I didn’t find it, you know, funny.

    It’s like CNNs DL Hughley when compared to Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart. Or the Washington Times to The Onion.

    But I hate that all the typesetters will now be out of a job.

  3. meredith73

    Is that Mojo? He has huge balls.

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