- Way back in the simpler time of 1985 Bill Parcels was the first football coach to be doused in gatorade by a disgruntled player as a friendly fuck you, which prompted Gatorade to give the coach a gift certificate for $1,000, which in today’s dollars also amounts to a fuck you.
- Jesus was really mean to Kurt Warner, who obviously didn’t pray enough.
- None of the republicans invited to President Obama’s Superbowl sexy party ignorantly brought racially stereotypical dishes to the Superbowl party. Their new Chairman is already paying off with the good advice!
- And finally, Michael Phelps who has never heard of the Internet or photographs because he is a dolphin, was seen on the Internet in photographs smoking pot from a bong. A water bong, of course.
Posted By: Doug L Y