Politico: Obama’s Pimp Hand Is Strong, But Also Molestive

  President Obama will smack you up if you’re not careful bitches, but you know he hates to be like that so just go ahead and agree with him, won’t you? In a fascinating article posted by the ever balanced Politico.com, apparent good touch/bad touch expert Andie Coller exposes what many people in the more pro-America parts of America already knew: Barack Obama is an angry black and if you disagree with him or make him mad, things will get physical.

Just ask Vice President Joe Biden, who made a joke about Chief Justice John Roberts flubbing the oath of office last week and immediately felt his boss’s disapproval, in the form of Obama’s fingers on his back

Luckily poor inferior white Vice President Joe Biden “got it immediately” and the President was not forced to begin the troublesome task of having an aid sprinkle baby powder on his right palm with which he would then smack a V.P.

But that’s not all. In a meet and greet with the White House press corp, President Obama patted one journalist so viciously that it was “audible”.

During his visit to the White House press room last week, Obama responded to a Politico reporter’s unwanted question with a verbal rebuke — and a series of shoulder pats so emphatic as to be audible

And this is not a new problem. The American people got a taste of this darker side of the President before he was even elected.

Obama’s admonishing touch can be almost as nuanced as his oratory. Take for example his infamous meeting with Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher in Toledo, Ohio, last year. Joe got a friendly, encouraging slap on the side of the shoulder from Obama as he began to ask whether his company would have to pay higher taxes under Obama’s plan. But when Joe tried to interrupt Obama’s lengthy response, Obama subdued him with a gentle pat on the top of the shoulder, explaining, “I just want to answer your question.” The gesture read, “Please don’t interrupt me,” but it also said, “Hear me out, friend. [emphasis added]

When reached for comment America said that it’s really not a big deal, because President Obama would never hurt the kids, and he loves us, I know he does.Politico


Posted By: Doug L Y


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