Blago now a gentleman douche

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Why is Rod Blagojevich still governor of Illinois? Because the rest of the Democrats in that state are fucking morons. That’s harsh. I apologize for using the f-word. And so does Blago!

Blagojevich, who explained in an FBI-recorded phone call that the senate seat vacated by President Obama “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing,” gave an interview to a Chicago radio station and apologized for saying that.

“I apologize for some of the profanity, but had I known they were listening I wouldn’t have used those words.”

See, he’s a decent fellow, and had he known the FBI had tapped his phones, he wouldn’t have dropped so many f-bombs. But what does his potty-mouthed wife – “hold up that fucking Cubs shit. . . fuck them!” – have to say?

Hat tip to Ben Smith at Politico, which I hate except for him and some other shit.

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  1. GEORGE FUCKIN’ BUSH WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN.

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