In the interest of not telling you her life story: This Is What Crazy Be Likelet’s only go back to mid-October 2008, and her appearance on Hardball where she channeled Joe McCarthy, calling for investigations of Democratic leaders and a “penetrating expose [to] take a look … at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-American or anti-American”. But she said this only AFTER saying this: “I’m very concerned that he may have [insidestl]

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Googles April Fools Thing Is, Googles April Fools Thing

Google made fun of all of us, right  in our  America today. This sickening display of “freedom” or whatever will not go unpunished by their chief rivals, Yahoo and Ask, as they rampage the internet(s) with their invariably poigniant response to this terrible affront to their sovereignty. Our opperatives await response.

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Rush Is Doing His Best As Leader Of The Republican Party, But Man, Those Legislators Just Cold Do Not Get It

 Poor Rush! He just can’t seem to keep his new party in line for shit! This time it’s all about how the idiot “elected” Republicans were FUCKING AGREEING with the Democrats about these fancy AIG bonuses and expressing outrage and sharpening their pitchforks right along side the peasants, or “us” as they are also known, instead of taking the natural Republican position set forth by Rush, which is, get this: “be opposite.” I know right? This is why Rush gets paid so much! Because of how he is so smart that he can look at what the Democrats are doing and be all “I think the opposite!”. The problem is, now a lot of outraged Republicans are going to be all like confused because they already acted mad about the bonuses and now their leader is saying that they are okay, which makes them look like morons. Not that they aren’t.

 

 The obvious solution is for them to start being mad that the bailout was passed to begin with and just hope no one notices that during all the yelling they turned around and started shouting in the other direction. I mean I guess so. I can’t read Rush’s mind, THANK GOD OF HOLY BIBLE FAME.

 

Split Emerging Between Conservative Media And GOP Leadership On AIG Mess [The Plum Line]

 

Posted By: Doug L Y

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A New Liberal Will Tell You Liberal Stories Now

Les Obvious, our second favorite operative, because Amy is a girl and he is a man, will be cold joining us (me) here at Daily Suffering. And we (I) could not be more pleased. Please enjoy his malicious tom-fuckery, I know I will!

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Hey Look At The Politico And How They Be Posting Ignorant Ass Stories All Day, Forever And Ever

This Is A Prize For "Most Hits" At Politico. Even The Boys Compete Fiercely For It.
The virgins at Politico, who are always posting without their retard helmets on, are cold at it again. I mean not again, but like, always. I guess what I mean is that they are just still at it. Yeah okay here: “The virgins at politico are still at it.”  There we go! This time they are telling gripping two page tales , in the spirit of bellwether bipartisanship, about how political connections and the potential for large incomes after leaving office get politicians sweet deals on houses and stuff, sorta.

  I don’t mean sorta in like where the story is sorta about politicians getting sweet deals, but rather , that it is sorta about politicians getting sweet deals in that all it talks about is Democrats getting them with one stupid little caveat sentence early on in the article.  Here’s how you write whatever you want about a party and then don’t take responsibility for it as an obviously partisan piece right here:

To be sure, neither Obama nor any of his appointees have been found to have acted improperly in securing mortgages or housing, and many likely have mortgage terms that will seem familiar to many average homeowners.

But in most cases the deals or housing arrangements were of a kind that are unavailable to most Americans, a happenstance that reveals more about how the political class lives than about the composition of the Obama team.

Oh Politico! Will you ever get a real actual scoop that you can bust someone out on instead of these ridiculously transparent masturbations?

 

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Well, Hell

Robert thanks for everything. especially letting me write with you.  I will continue angry and alone now.  MORE TO COME.

 

Posted By: The entire staff of Daily Suffering, goddamn it.

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End of transmission (from me, at least)

I wanted to see what it was like to maintain a blog like this. It’s a lot of work! I have a real job and it is in danger because the economy sucks. And then I have free time which I value greatly. I could be working on this blog, but I prefer to smoke lots of weed. Cheerios, kids! If anybody else wants to take this over, feel free. Doug has the password. Thanks for dropping by while I fooled with this thingie. And my greatest admiration to the Wonkette crew for bringing the funny 87 percent of the time. yay!

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